Old people

Heres a funny for ya.

HOW
TO CALL THE POLICE

WHEN
YOU'RE OLD

AND
DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George
Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was
going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the
light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the
bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off
the light, but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.

He
phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He
said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden
shed and stealing from me.

Then
the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You
should lock your doors and an officer will be along when
one is available."

George
said, "Okay."

He
hung up the phone and counted to 30.

Then
he phoned the police again.

"Hello,
I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have
to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he
hung up.

Within
five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter,
two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up
at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars
red-handed.

One
of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that
you'd shot them!"

George
said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

Don't
mess with old people