If my body were a car........

[Guest]

If my body were a car, this is the time i would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull.... But that's not the worst of it....

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip, slide, skip and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

BUT HERE'S THE WORST OF IT.......... 




Almost everytime i sneeze, cough or sputter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[halfpint]

If my body were a car, this is the time i would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull.... But that's not the worst of it....

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip, slide, skip and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

BUT HERE'S THE WORST OF IT.......... 




Almost everytime i sneeze, cough or sputter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[olgit]

   mate you have just described me totally what I'm like first thing in the morning  ................and most of the day 

[halfpint]

i think we are all getting there pretty qwik haha

[fullpint]

I feel just GREAT.. Apart from my broken tailbone, a foot full of verrucas, my vari-focals need replacing, I must consume a tub of anti-acid tablets each month and a packet or two of head-pills each week..

[olgit]

Pretty normal then, glad to see ya feeling better Steve and nuffins wrong mate